americas-liberty:

Protesters defying the government shutdown. Protesters stormed past the barricades outside the Lincoln Memorial then carried and stacked them outside the fence of the White House.

This is history happening now.

People are so fucking stupid.

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal